Because it is in a COCK-y mood To prove that it’s not chicken! Because it didn’t want to be fried grilled or scrambled.
Why did the Fundie chicken cross the road?
Because chickens are really, really dumb. To find a world where no one would question his intention of crossing the road To prove it could be done! To hold his pants up. No-one knows, but the road sure was pissed. Because this is AMERICA! It can go anywhere it wants. Because it was a fundie chicken.
The chicken cross the road in search of food. Because she realize that there is a rooster on the other side… to avoid lame and outdated jokes. I don’t know, let the chicken mind its own bussiness. To go to the idiot’s house. Because popeyes was on his side of the street!
This of course begs the inquiry “Why did the chicken cross the road according to Galileo?”
Galileo Galilei: The chicken crossed the road because it put one foot in front of the other and took a sufficient number of steps to traverse a distance greater than or equal to the road’s width. Note that the reason is not because the earth is the center of the universe.
This of course begs the query “How many chickens cross the road?”
Enrico Fermi: In estimating to the nearest power of 10 the number of chickens that cross the road, note that since fractional chickens are not allowed, the desired power must be at least zero. Therefore, at least one chicken crosses the road. Werner Heisenberg: Because I made darn sure it was standing right next to me on this side.
Quote : “I had my doubts, but I crossed that road! ” Just seen the only answer that makes sense in a Spanish movie called El Jeremias, it crossed the road to prove to everyone it wasn’t a chicken… as in it want scared….
Would you let a chicken cross the road to go to the bathroom?
To go to the bathroom I just want to live in a world were a chicken can cross the road without having its intentions questioned. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that’s the chickens business.
What did the boy cross the road to say?
Answer: He just wanted to say QUADRUPLE PARTY to his 4 friends. Quote : “I had my doubts, but I crossed that road! ” Just seen the only answer that makes sense in a Spanish movie called El Jeremias, it crossed the road to prove to everyone it wasn’t a chicken… as in it want scared….